Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Found the puke drawer
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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