That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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