Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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