Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
