Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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