I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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