Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just blew my weed a kiss
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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