can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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