on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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