The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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