...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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