Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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