I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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