tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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