on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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