No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
