I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
