we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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