i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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