if you like me you must not know who I am
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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