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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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