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I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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