Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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