Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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