I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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