my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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