dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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