I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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