This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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