And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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