Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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