remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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