It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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