I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
