yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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