these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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