new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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