hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have already put on my inside pants.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
please don't ironically join a cult
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