like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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