He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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