Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dear god my vagina.
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