He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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