he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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