so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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