You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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