i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This girl is more easily done than said...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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