i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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