Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I need moral support for this bender
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Randomize
