He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh