I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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