She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.