he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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