So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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