Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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