she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
