No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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