Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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