He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
last night I used snow as a chaser
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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