she was so not down for the gang bang
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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